things to say during sex
- gee whiz
- are you feeling it now mister krabs
- shark bait ooh ha ha
- lets win this for mother russia
- whats your gamertag
- getcha head in the game
- PULL THE LEVER KRONK
at least i finally got called pretty
catch me in ur bathroom drinkin out the faucet cuz I’m too embarassed to ask ur mom where the cups are
*opens photobooth to take selfie*
"maybe some other time"
how to piss someone off:
leave the door open
theres a particular corner in hell for people like this
When u hit the blunt an you ain’t tryna cough in front of the cool kids
Johnny Galecki, regarding rumors about him being gay.
I’m reblogging this again because it’s one of the best things to have ever been said ever.
Thank you Johnny Galecki for being so inspirational to all of us.
The Best Thing Ever Said. Period.